How long does it take for somebody to move from new and interesting and reasonably individual to being anodyne and bland and clearly, clearly designed by a committee heading straight for the lowest common denominator (‘yes, swearing is definitely a Merit here, hits a key section of the target demographic right on their rightclick’).  When I look at it there is this nagging voice in my head saying ‘but it’s satire, surely it’s satire, don’t be so up yourself about it’ but if it is then the horribly ubiquitous ‘I Don’t Know’ (or to give it its fitting shop background muzak name, ‘I Don’t Bleep Know’) is a terrible failure as satire, because it’s so fucking obvious (we’ve been here before somewhere down below with The Streets, and with Bloc Party – ‘What’s that?  You want you second album to be about the way you’ve dealt with the fame you’ve encountered from your first album? What a wonderful idea!’).  This kind of thing can be done, Weller did it perfectly well back in the tender days of the trio, but when it’s done badly, god it’s awful, and this is awful, and it’s worse than that because those first songs were nothing at all like this, Lily Allen was, for a little while, a glorious musical incarnation of Emily Lloyd running and skipping down the boardwalk shouting ‘up your bum’ (with all of the family ties that she had too, come to think of it) but then… well, maybe that was a better analogy than I’d imagined.  I’ll get my coat.

Lily Allen – LDN mp3
The Jam – To Be Someone mp3